Royal Watch!: Obama Makes Prononuncement Regarding New Royal Baby...

But, no one asked you.  Again.

WHITE HOUSE (AP) - President Obama congratulated Prince William and Kate on the arrival of their new yet-to-be-named heir to the throne on Monday, but followed up with this admonition - "If I had a son, it wouldn't look like Will and Kate's..." 

In other related news, MSNBC's Hardball host Chris Mathews apologized to the black community for whatever the new heir might do in the future.

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